Mets announce new food at Citi Field

The Mets held their “New for 2016” event at Citi Field on Wednesday.

In addition to unveiling the new Coca-Coca corner that has a full-LED Coca-Cola sign and a lounge like seating area, the Mets unveiled new food. Let me tell you, we’re all going to get fat. Okay, I really shouldn’t speak on everyone’s behalf but I can speak on mine – I am going to get fat. I will probably gain 20 pounds solely from the food at Citi Field this season. It all looks that good.

In case you haven’t already seen, get ready to get hungry.

Spicy Chicken Sandwich (and Cookies!): 

 Peanut Butter Pretzel Coated Thick Cut Bacon On A Stick:
(Because, you know, why stop at regular regular bacon on a stick)

Deep Fried Cheesecake On A Stick:

Steak Pizzaiola Hero With Slow Roasted Short Rib:

Nutella Stuffed Fried Rice Balls With Cinnamon Sugar:

Smoke Shack Bacon Cheeseburger:
(Just when you thought Shack Shake couldn’t get more delicious, here you go)

And for those of us who can spend $154 on meat, here’s Pat LaFrieda’s 38 oz Tomahawk Rib Chop:

In addition to the above deliciousness, Two Boots Pizza will also have some “Citi Field only slices” this season. Get ready for all of these mouth-watering bites.

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The Mets use to make me fat because they would cause me to eat my feelings. Now the Mets are going to make me fat because of the bomb food at the stadium. So long ballpark franks, hello nutella stuffed fried rice balls.