Ladies and gentlemen, here is today’s Top Ten list!
Today’s category: Top Ten Zack Wheeler Reactions to His Major League Debut
Almost two years of waiting came to fruition last night as Zack Wheeler made his first major league start to the tune of six scoreless innings and the winning decision in a 6-1 Mets triumph. With the Amazin’ franchise and fandom in a frenzy for fresh glory, we’re lucky enough that someone was there to record the thoughts of the man who made it happen.
Top Ten Zack Wheeler Reactions to His Major League Debut
10. Vladimir Putin stole my game ball!
9. Good to be home – you can’t get grits in Vegas.
7. Satin, Lagares, Cowgill, Quintinilla…why not? I won with this lineup in the PCL!
6. 1-8-7-7-KARS-4-KIDS, K-A-R-S-KARS-4-KIDS…
5. Okay, who’s the DH…wait, what?? Me??
4. Man, when Ma-Ti gets called up and we get Captain Planet in center field, this team is gonna be set!
2. If Harvey’s the Dark Knight of Gotham, does that mean I have to be Robin?
1. God, I need some string cheese.